FOR PAUL
paul, this recipe calls for high gluten flour but i’ve been using bread flour— but since you’re going to be close to kansas city, there are a few specialty places down there that sell it.
3 1/2 cups of high gluten flour
9 oz warm water
1 tbsp yeast (this is what the recipe calls for, but i use 2 tbsp)
3/4 tsp sea salt (i use a full tsp, sometimes a little more)
1 tbsp olive oil (i used a TON of olive oil. a lot more than 1 tbsp, probably closer to 5 tbsp actually)
mix water, salt, and yeast: proof for 5 minutes
mix flour and water on LOW until lumpy
add oil, switch to MED speed for 15 minutes
separate into 4 pieces and refrigerate in separate containers for 24 hours (before putting the dough in the containers i wipe olive oil all around it) (also, before i top the dough when i’m ready to use it, i bake it for like 3-5 minutes so that the bottom gets a little crunchy. also, it’s a good idea to leave a cookie sheet inside the over while it’s heating so that it’s hot and just put the pizza on top of it, don’t remove the sheet from the oven.)
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when asked “how do i make someone date me?” my friend answers: “ It’s called merciless persistence. It works.”
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- jeff conaway: i know you love me
- gary busey: 150%
- gary busey: my love for you lives 5,000 miles past heaven
- jeff conaway: if it just stopped at heaven, that'd be enough for me.
